'The train now standing on Platform 2 should really be on the track!'
Train Announcer Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with eye-catching prints that capture the spirit of train announcing. A perfect gift to honor their profession with artistic flair.
"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."
"Please keep all your belongings with you at all times."
"Let's get ready to bumble!"
"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
Presenter Auditions.
"This just in — I no longer have a job."
Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.
Sports Radio in Crisis
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
'I'm a voice over artist.'
'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'
'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'
You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!
Communication
"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"
Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.
'My dad's a soccer announcer.'
The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue
"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."
"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."
The train on the musical line
London Town Crier
Annoucement
'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'
"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."
The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!
Lefty Grange, Color commentator.
"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."
"This is Platform Two - All change...Exterminate!!!!"
"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."
"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"
'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'
'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'
Train Announcer Prints Collection
Train Announcer Mugs
Explore a variety of humorous and themed mugs perfect for train announcers. Find the ideal cup to start their day or bring a smile to their face.
Train Announcer Pillows
Discover comfortable pillows featuring train announcing themes. Great for adding personality to lounges, bedrooms, or offices.
Train Announcer T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty and stylish t-shirts designed for train announcers. Perfect for showing off their profession with a bit of humor.