Train Announcers Pillows

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Presenter Auditions.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Communication

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Annoucement

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

" 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe fifty basis points."

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

"Great! You're hired."