Animal Advocate Chuckler Gifts

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

World of Cow.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'For him, all food is fast food.'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

"That's where I do 'my business'."

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

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"I keep getting into a flap."

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'Let's put it this way, part of you was offside!'

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'

"The preceding PBS program was funded by do-gooders...not by freeloaders like yourself."

"No. I blew the interview when I sniffed the interviewer's behind."

"Yes, I'm vegan and no longer eat the prey animals but it's still a lot of fun to kill them!"

'Wodger want-Dogs Home is it?'

'Poor, dumb, ignorant dog! Has no idea we're about to scare him to DEATH!!!'

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

'I gave at the office.'

"So much chum, so little time."

"Wild Cat Strike"

"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"

"I hate tailgaters..."