Chiropractor Chuckler Gifts

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Various Birds of Pray.

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"It's weeder's elbow."

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

What your acoustic guitar says about you

"No. I blew the interview when I sniffed the interviewer's behind."

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'Your dog's paper trained too, huh?'

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

Waiting In Doctor's Office

'You've got yellow fever, so we're painting the room to match your body.'

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

'I'm afraid your body is rejecting the transplant...'

"So much chum, so little time."