Angelic Musings Gifts

'How long have you been dead? Do you have any complaints about your treatment here? Do you have any suggestions?'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

"Didn't your mom ever tell you how to treat a cotton in the washer?"

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

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"Just which part of, 'Till death do us part' don't you get, Arthur?"

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

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'Now our above 'o's begin to make some sense.'

'I figured that, in paradise, the girls would wear SHORT stuff.'

'My husband won't miss me 'til he runs out of clean underwear.'

Does he have to say "T.G.I.E." every day? Annoying Angel.

'You'd feel paranoid too, if you were a martyr!'

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

"Well when you consider the end result, if I had it to do ll over again, I might just be a real bastard."

'What wine goes with eternity?'

"Everyone up here says that the first twenty centuries are the worse..."

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I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'Born again bees

'The Christ Child'