Angelic Musings Seeker Gifts

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

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'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

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"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"That brings us to your search history."

Plus, it keeps it warm.

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

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'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'My husband won't miss me 'til he runs out of clean underwear.'

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

"Great, just my luck."

'Sorry, the 'Guns Everywhere' law is not in effect up here!'

"Everyone up here says that the first twenty centuries are the worse..."

'What wine goes with eternity?'