Angelic Pondering Gifts

'I wonder if I still get my senior citizen's discount.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

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'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Thomas Aquinas

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

Smashed harp...

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'The Christ Child'

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'What's the pass-word?'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Death of the pope.

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

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"If God had meant for penguins to fly he'd have given us feathers."

"Wouldn't I have to pent first?"

'My husband won't miss me 'til he runs out of clean underwear.'

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'