Angelic Pondering Gifts

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

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'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Thomas Aquinas

Smashed harp...

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'The Christ Child'

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

Death of the pope.

'What's the pass-word?'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

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'My husband won't miss me 'til he runs out of clean underwear.'

"Wouldn't I have to pent first?"

"If God had meant for penguins to fly he'd have given us feathers."

"Oh , shoot - how could I have forgotten to tell them about the dinosaurs?"

Angel versus kite...