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"Oh, and c.c. the Devil."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

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"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

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'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

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