Angelic Musings Aficionado Pillows

"Oh, and c.c. the Devil."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

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"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

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"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Cat Heaven.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

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