Angelic Affairs Aficionado Gifts

Steve Spermatozoa, dead at 35 from terminal horniness.

'Security! Illegal aliens at the rear entrance.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

Heaven Security Checks.

"A couple of contact tracers are out here asking questions."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."