Angelic Affairs Aficionado Gifts

Steve Spermatozoa, dead at 35 from terminal horniness.

'Security! Illegal aliens at the rear entrance.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Cat Heaven.

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

"A couple of contact tracers are out here asking questions."

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'