Angelic Gatekeeper Fan Pillows

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

Shoe repair

Mexican angels.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"