Angelic Gatekeeper Fan Prints

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Shoe repair

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Mexican angels.

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Next World Tours

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

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