Heavenly Gatekeeper Fan Prints

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Gates of heaven

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Football Angel

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

Beware Of The Hog...

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

Gates of heaven with bouncers

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

"Excellent Hail Mary."

"You two don't need a marriage counselor. You need the UN Peacekeepers."

"Stop that row!"

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.

"You had the most toys but you didn't win."