Heavenly Gatekeeper Wannabe Prints

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

"All we have left is standing room only."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Gates of heaven

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Location, location, location.'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

'Do you have a reservation?'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

Beware Of The Hog...

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

Gates of heaven with bouncers

"It's a no-go area."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

"You had the most toys but you didn't win."

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.