Heavenly Gatekeeper Fan Gifts

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Gates of heaven

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

Football Angel

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

R.I.P. Gordon Banks

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

Beware Of The Hog...

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

Gates of heaven with bouncers

"Stop that row!"

Don't worry, you're fine - I'm just having with a latch. A-1 Gate Repair.

"Excellent Hail Mary."

"You two don't need a marriage counselor. You need the UN Peacekeepers."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'