Gatekeeper Aficionado Gifts

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"All we have left is standing room only."

"He's a guard dog."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Closed Thursdays.

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Football Security

Heaven Security Checks.

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

'Do you have a reservation?'

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

The goalkeeper puts up a wall of bricks

David de Gea

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

Beware Of The Hog...

"You must have noticed they fielded a weaker side. Their mascot was playing in goal."

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."