Gatekeeper Admirers Gifts

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Closed Thursdays.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Heaven Security Checks.

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

'Do you have a reservation?'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

Beware Of The Hog...

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

Don't worry, you're fine - I'm just having with a latch. A-1 Gate Repair.

"It's a no-go area."

David de Gea Quintana

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'