Gatekeeper Admirers Pillows

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"All we have left is standing room only."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Closed Thursdays.

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

Heaven Security Checks.

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

'Do you have a reservation?'

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Beware Of The Hog...

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

"It's a no-go area."

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.