Gatekeeper Fan Pillows

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

Heaven Security Checks.

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

'Do you have a reservation?'

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Beware Of The Hog...

R.I.P. Gordon Banks

Clock and bird

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

Gates of heaven with bouncers

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

Don't worry, you're fine - I'm just having with a latch. A-1 Gate Repair.

"It's a no-go area."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'