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'I don't care who you have a note from!'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

Heaven Security Checks.

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Clock and bird

Beware Of The Hog...

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

Gates of heaven with bouncers

"You two don't need a marriage counselor. You need the UN Peacekeepers."

"It's a no-go area."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

Thanks for the lifeline - Now pull like hell!