Angelic Gatekeeping Fan T-Shirts

Gates of heaven with bouncers

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Shoe repair

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Angel Crash

Water Balloons.

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Death of the pope.

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'