Angelic Bureaucracy Buff Gifts

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Useless information"

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"From this you make a living?"

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Max Weber

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"Office of quality assurance"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice