Heavenly Bureaucracy Enthusiast Gifts

'I didn't think there would be meetings here!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Ticket and passport, please."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

MI5 Press Office

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Director: US Space Research.

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

Auditor General.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"Y formerly Department of Government Efficiency"

Washington Monuments

'On behalf of our cabin crew who have voted in favour of strike action over Christmas. . . kindly fill out this form. Please send us your questions and comments about how the strike has effected your plans, ruined your holiday. . .'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single travel requisition."

'The next disciplinary committee might not be so lenient.'

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

'You've over simplified the accident book.'

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"Congratulations Dave, after a through vetting process, we've selected you for the promotion."

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"Did you do all of this for me?"

'I'm afraid you're going to have to stay with us for a thousand years, but your sins are tax-deductible.'