Heavenly Bureaucrat Gifts

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

'Your name's not in our computer, Sir---Oh, dear! I'm afraid you're supposed to be in the OTHER place!'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

MI5 Press Office

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

Auditor General.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'I'll need four character references.'

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

Danger! Snake heaven.

"Did you do all of this for me?"

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

'Your Congressman is a very good friend of yours? Excellent! -- We'll audit him, too!'

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

'The outskirts of Washington D.C.'

Heaven: Terms and Conditions

IRS. In case of fire, break glass and complete form 7931C.

"We don't normally wrap birthday presents here. It's all part of our 'no surprises' policy."

"No, no - first you fill out the customer evaluation form, and THEN we'll do the audit."

"Harry got a recall notice."

Any post-existing conditions? Insurance.

Department of Organised Crime

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'