Heavenly Bureaucrat T-Shirts

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

'Your name's not in our computer, Sir---Oh, dear! I'm afraid you're supposed to be in the OTHER place!'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

MI5 Press Office

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

Auditor General.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'I'll need four character references.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"Did you do all of this for me?"

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

'Your Congressman is a very good friend of yours? Excellent! -- We'll audit him, too!'

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

'The outskirts of Washington D.C.'

"We don't normally wrap birthday presents here. It's all part of our 'no surprises' policy."

Heaven: Terms and Conditions

"Harry got a recall notice."

Department of Organised Crime

"No, no - first you fill out the customer evaluation form, and THEN we'll do the audit."

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

Do you have anyone whose bark is worse than their bite?

'What people don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566/c4-566 then you wouldn't even know how many 566/c4-566 had been filled out.'