Romantic Bureaucrat Gifts

'I'll need four character references.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"The war's been cancelled. It would raise insurance rates."

Danger! Snake heaven.

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

Office Crush

"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

'Hello, is that the government? Yes, I was just wondering... is the lambada still forbidden?'

"All those in favour of getting married?"

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

'I went out with that new hunk in Sales last night. Great closer!'

'My insurance card? Sure, there you go.'

"Blofeld's trying to take over the world again, Bond --- but the PM told me not to worry about it."

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

So I said to them - what do you want, the shirt off my back?

"We don't normally wrap birthday presents here. It's all part of our 'no surprises' policy."

"Excuse me, sir. Do you have a permit to fish there?"

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

'Now, any questions you'd like to ask me?' 'Yes, how many of your secretaries are single?'

'According to the grant all we have to do is write a 25-page report on what we discover.'

'What people don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566/c4-566 then you wouldn't even know how many 566/c4-566 had been filled out.'