Romantic Bureaucrat Pillows

'I'll need four character references.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

Danger! Snake heaven.

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

Office Crush

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

"The war's been cancelled. It would raise insurance rates."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

'Hello, is that the government? Yes, I was just wondering... is the lambada still forbidden?'

'I went out with that new hunk in Sales last night. Great closer!'

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

So I said to them - what do you want, the shirt off my back?

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

"We don't normally wrap birthday presents here. It's all part of our 'no surprises' policy."

'Now, any questions you'd like to ask me?' 'Yes, how many of your secretaries are single?'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

"Excuse me, sir. Do you have a permit to fish there?"

'According to the grant all we have to do is write a 25-page report on what we discover.'

Do you have anyone whose bark is worse than their bite?

'What people don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566/c4-566 then you wouldn't even know how many 566/c4-566 had been filled out.'