Angelic Bureaucracy Buff Prints

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'What's wrong now?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Useless information"

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

"From this you make a living?"

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Max Weber

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

"Office of quality assurance"

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"You may ask your questions only when I call your name. Don't waste my time with chit-chat. I don't have all day. Got that?"