Celestial Bureaucrat Prints

"Harry got a recall notice."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'I'll need four character references.'

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

"Did you do all of this for me?"

Danger! Snake heaven.

'My insurance company says I have to get three estimates.'

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

Heaven: Terms and Conditions

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

'Apparently it's no longer cost effective.'

'Your name's not in our computer, Sir---Oh, dear! I'm afraid you're supposed to be in the OTHER place!'

'This is my new inbox.'

Tax Inspector - "Tell him his partner is here."

"What do you mean, it's not tax deductible?!"

"Cancel the invasion...It's like the earthling sucks all the power out of the spaceship!"

'I didn't think there would be meetings here!'

'Pent' and 'repent' trays on God's desk.