Divine Bureaucrat Prints

Decorate their office or workspace with prints that honor the divine bureaucrat. Artistic, fun, and a little philosophical, these prints celebrate the sacred art of administration and order.

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'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.' mockup

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

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Heaven: Terms and Conditions

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Cleric with bible briefcase.

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"Ticket and passport, please."

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"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'" mockup

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

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Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away' mockup

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

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MI5 Press Office

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"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040." mockup

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

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Auditor General.

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"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!" mockup

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

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'I'll need four character references.' mockup

'I'll need four character references.'

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I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties. mockup

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

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Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit. mockup

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

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A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad. mockup

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

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Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force. mockup

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

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Danger! Snake heaven.

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"Did you do all of this for me?"

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"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me." mockup

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

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"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?" mockup

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

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'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.' mockup

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

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'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.' mockup

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

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'Your Congressman is a very good friend of yours? Excellent! -- We'll audit him, too!'

'Your Congressman is a very good friend of yours? Excellent! -- We'll audit him, too!' mockup

'Your Congressman is a very good friend of yours? Excellent! -- We'll audit him, too!'

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'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.' mockup

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

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'The outskirts of Washington D.C.' mockup

'The outskirts of Washington D.C.'

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'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.' mockup

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

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"Harry got a recall notice."

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Department of Organised Crime

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"No, no - first you fill out the customer evaluation form, and THEN we'll do the audit."

"No, no - first you fill out the customer evaluation form, and THEN we'll do the audit." mockup

"No, no - first you fill out the customer evaluation form, and THEN we'll do the audit."

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'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!' mockup

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

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Do you have anyone whose bark is worse than their bite?

Do you have anyone whose bark is worse than their bite? mockup

Do you have anyone whose bark is worse than their bite?

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'What people don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566/c4-566 then you wouldn't even know how many 566/c4-566 had been filled out.'

'What people don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566/c4-566 then you wouldn't even know how many 566/c4-566 had been filled out.'

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'Tom passed a major bench mark today. His official file is now taller than him.'

'Tom passed a major bench mark today. His official file is now taller than him.' mockup

'Tom passed a major bench mark today. His official file is now taller than him.'

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'Your name's not in our computer, Sir---Oh, dear! I'm afraid you're supposed to be in the OTHER place!'

'Your name's not in our computer, Sir---Oh, dear! I'm afraid you're supposed to be in the OTHER place!' mockup

'Your name's not in our computer, Sir---Oh, dear! I'm afraid you're supposed to be in the OTHER place!'

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Divine Bureaucrat Prints Collection

Divine Bureaucrat Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the divine bureaucrat. Find something that celebrates their love for order and organizational artistry.

Divine Bureaucrat Pillows

Add comfort and a bit of wit to their space with pillows crafted for the divine bureaucrat—perfect for a cozy, organized retreat.

Divine Bureaucrat T-Shirts

Discover a range of t-shirts that humorously salute the divine bureaucrat. Great for anyone who loves to wear their organizational pride.