Blessing Bureaucrat Prints

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'I'll need four character references.'

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"Did you do all of this for me?"

Danger! Snake heaven.

Data entry will make surgeries longer.

Heaven: Terms and Conditions

"We don't normally wrap birthday presents here. It's all part of our 'no surprises' policy."

"Harry got a recall notice."

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

"Normally, having a song stuck in your head isn't considered a disability."

Do you have anyone whose bark is worse than their bite?

'This is my new inbox.'

'You know Daddy has a very important job and he has to be very careful. Now sit down and put on your ID card.'

'Your name's not in our computer, Sir---Oh, dear! I'm afraid you're supposed to be in the OTHER place!'

Love me, Love my documents.

'I didn't think there would be meetings here!'

'I promise none of your money will go for administrative costs.'