Joyful Bureaucrat Prints

"We don't normally wrap birthday presents here. It's all part of our 'no surprises' policy."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

'I'll need four character references.'

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

10/03/17 14:03

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

Child Support Agency Support Agency.

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

Eddy passes the tax officials exam.

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

Do you have anyone whose bark is worse than their bite?

"Mr. Hodson definitely does not want to be disturbed right now."

'I suppose under 'Occupation' I put 'Reigning'?'

"I'm here with my two best redactors."

'This is my new inbox.'

'There, that's the IT system sorted...now we can do the important stuff.'

"Final, revised government figures for the fourth quarter of 1981 now indicate that the Yankees, not the Dodgers, won the World Series."

"It could be worse, the new cabinet does want to make the public aware of social workers roles."

'Your name's not in our computer, Sir---Oh, dear! I'm afraid you're supposed to be in the OTHER place!'

Love me, Love my documents.

'I didn't think there would be meetings here!'

'You didn't get your 15 minutes of fame? You may be eligible for a cash rebate.'

An ID to Buy Groceries

Planning officer on holiday.

"For God's sake, Jenkins, don't jump - you could hit someone on the head!"