Magical Bureaucrat Prints

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

MI5 Press Office

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

Auditor General.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'I'll need four character references.'

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

Danger! Snake heaven.

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

'Your Congressman is a very good friend of yours? Excellent! -- We'll audit him, too!'

"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?"

'The outskirts of Washington D.C.'

Data entry will make surgeries longer.

Blame me for all your income tax mistakes!

"No, no - first you fill out the customer evaluation form, and THEN we'll do the audit."

"We don't normally wrap birthday presents here. It's all part of our 'no surprises' policy."

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

Heaven: Terms and Conditions

"Harry got a recall notice."

Department of Organised Crime

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

"Normally, having a song stuck in your head isn't considered a disability."

Do you have anyone whose bark is worse than their bite?