Divine Bureaucrat Pillows

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

Heaven: Terms and Conditions

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

MI5 Press Office

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

Auditor General.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'I'll need four character references.'

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

"Did you do all of this for me?"

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

'The outskirts of Washington D.C.'

'Your Congressman is a very good friend of yours? Excellent! -- We'll audit him, too!'

"Harry got a recall notice."

Any post-existing conditions? Insurance.

Department of Organised Crime

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

"No, no - first you fill out the customer evaluation form, and THEN we'll do the audit."

IRS. In case of fire, break glass and complete form 7931C.

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

Do you have anyone whose bark is worse than their bite?

'Tom passed a major bench mark today. His official file is now taller than him.'