Anesthetics Gifts

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Cut!

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Bravo!"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Innovative

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Mr Metrosexual.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Woman crying with happiness.

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Little Red Riding Carpet

"This will be a tricky operation."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.