Anesthetist Gifts

Damn defibrillators.

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

'We don't have to anesthetize patients anymore. I just walk in with this and they pass out in a second.'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"First, we numb you by showing you today's headlines."

"We're waiting for the anesthetic to wear off. Why don't you have a seat in the waiting room until he comes down?"

"And now, my mother, Mrs. Knable, will put you to sleep with tales of her arthritis."

"Will a local anesthesia work? I'm from out-of-town."

'The Nobel prize for medicine was awarded to Dr. Quentin R. Owlsey, who developed an anesthetic that leaves patients capable of writing checks.'

'Count backwards from 100 and tell me when you can no longer feel your wallet.'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

"Okay, he looks pretty stable – switch the middle screen back to the Superbowl."

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"Before we start, I think you should know that I'm really not prepared for this operation. I mean, I just couldn't find any time to practice this week."

"There have been a few cutbacks in the anesthesiology department."

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

Man in a Coma with a 'While You Were Out' note.

"Damn it, DIlkins, when I said to give him some gas I didn't mean helium!"

"Oh that's Mr. Fernandez, your anaesthetist."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"I'd rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled."

"You seem drowsy, doctor."

'If we taped their incoherent ramblings under anesthesia it would make a great reality show.'

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

'We're going to put you under. Start texting backwards from 10...'

'Well...all right...go ahead.'

'Say, please.'

Surgery.