Anesthesia Gifts

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

'I can't turn it off.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

They hated me.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

Skipping Horse

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Hmph. College kids.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Why do they do that?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'