Anesthesia Aficionado Gifts

The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the FDA.'

'Wow, that was a tough one. Dentist.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Night of the Zombonies.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Halloween Selfie

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Monster Baseball

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"