Anaesthesia Aficionado Gifts

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

If nobody had invented graphics

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Horror Stories.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

Monster Baseball

Halloween Selfie

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Medical Examinations.