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'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

If nobody had invented graphics

Night of the Zombonies.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Horror Stories.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Halloween Selfie

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Monster Baseball

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Medical Examinations.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'