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'Hear that, Daniels, he just said 'malarky'. See if you can get him to say 'sassafras' ha ha ha.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Fist Bumper Cars

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

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"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Doctors

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Body Building

'Urology...can you hold?'