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'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'You do Botox?'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Jumble Sale

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"She's had a lot of work done."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

Savoy Dental Salon

Cosmetic pouches.

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.