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'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'You do Botox?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

Jumble Sale

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

Cosmetic pouches.

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.