Anesthesia Pillows

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

'I can't turn it off.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

They hated me.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

A Symphony of Penguins

Skipping Horse

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Why do they do that?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"