Anesthetics Pillows

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Innovative

"Bravo!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Another day in the Splenda mines

Mr Metrosexual.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Woman crying with happiness.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Little Red Riding Carpet

"This will be a tricky operation."

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'