Anesthesiologist Pillows

"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

'Hey, there's some clown here that says we got his order by mistake.'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. The anesthesiologist is on vacation."

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Wait a minute! Aren't you going to use an anesthetic?'

Local Anaesthesia

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'Just another couple of pages.'

The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.

Principles of Anaesthesia.

'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'

"I just want to say before you go under that I'm super excited as this is my first time."

Nitrous Oxide.

Brain surgery sneeze - 'Gesundheit...!'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

Crossed fingers on a sign for the operating room.

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

'You can have general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down.'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

"You can have a local anesthetic or imported."

'Oh good... Here comes the anesthesiologist now.'

Operating Room.

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.

Name that artery.

Local anaesthetic.

Tree asking tree surgeon where his anesthesiologist is.

Early Anaesthesia

"I'm thinking of calling it 'anaethesiology'!"

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

Patient to doctor with boxing gloves on: 'You must be the anesthesiologist?'