Anesthesiologist Mugs

"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

"...and this is Ralph, your anesthesiologist."

'Hey, there's some clown here that says we got his order by mistake.'

"Hey Anesthesiologist! Let's pay attention!"

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. The anesthesiologist is on vacation."

This is Ralph, your anestesiologist.

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'Wait a minute! Aren't you going to use an anesthetic?'

Local Anaesthesia

'Just another couple of pages.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'

The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.

Nitrous Oxide.

"I just want to say before you go under that I'm super excited as this is my first time."

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

Brain surgery sneeze - 'Gesundheit...!'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

Crossed fingers on a sign for the operating room.

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

Patient Escaping from the Operating Theatre.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'You can have general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down.'

"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."

'Oh good... Here comes the anesthesiologist now.'

Name that artery.

Local anaesthetic.

"You'll note, Clammerhorn, the yellow tank is helium."

Operating Room.

"You can have a local anesthetic or imported."