Future Anesthesiologist Mugs

Anesthesiology class, day one: 'OK, count backward from 100...'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little doctor.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

"This will be a tricky operation."

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'Will this help me get into law school?'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."