Aesthetician Gifts

Tragedy and Remedy.

"Cool... You got a Brazilian Wax."

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

'It wasn't strictly cosmetic. The cheek implants help me store nuts.'

Tanning Salon vs Skin Cancer Clinic

"I had some work done."

"She's all nips, tucks and lifts."

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

'Botox...'

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Hot Pie Therapy

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Mr Metrosexual.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

A Manicure

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Et in Arcadia Ego

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."