Expressive Aesthetician Gifts

Three artist interpretations of Venice

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Mime Baby

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Botox...'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Practicing my hate-face."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Quiet Quitting

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Tragedy and Remedy.

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

Courtney Love

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'Say when.'

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."