Expressive Aesthetician Gifts

Three artist interpretations of Venice

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Mime Baby

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Botox...'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

The Greatest Mime in the World

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"Practicing my hate-face."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

Quiet Quitting

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Tragedy and Remedy.

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Courtney Love

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Say when.'