Aesthetician Pillows

Tragedy and Remedy.

"Cool... You got a Brazilian Wax."

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

'It wasn't strictly cosmetic. The cheek implants help me store nuts.'

Tanning Salon vs Skin Cancer Clinic

"I had some work done."

"She's all nips, tucks and lifts."

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

'Botox...'

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

What price beauty?

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"I don't like your application."

A Manicure

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold